More wireless fun
It’s been a busy few weeks since my last post. The sound quit working on my Linux-powered laptop, so I figured it would be a good opportunity to try Ubuntu 8.04 in place of Mint. Well, to quote an Alka-Seltzer ad from my youth, “So I tried it. Didn’t like it.”
Went ahead and downloaded the latest version of Linux Mint and plonked it back on the hard drive. Happy days! Back to where we were, with sound and all. Not sure what happened to the noises. Perhaps it got tangled up when I installed Skype. Ah, well. I’m back to running Mint, a familiar distro, and I’m a happy litle geek, but still a Linux newbie.
It took some time to get the wireless card (D-Link G650) working again, too. Not sure what I was doing wrong, but somehow, through multiple makes, it’s working too!
So, I betook myself to the local pub, one McMenamin’s in East Vancouver (WA, not the one in BC). I had a very tasty Reuben, and actually got some work done, too. Amazing. I’m gonna have to do more of this mobile thing. The off-duty baristas from the Starbuck’s across the parking lot made the place a little noisy for a while, but they went off to karaoke or something, apparently.
It’s closing time, dear reader. Back home and to bed for me.
Garden of geeky delights
This is really just the coolest Sunday morning ever, here at Maison D’Lock. I set up my home wireless network last night with a Linksys WRT54G that I got on e-bay for $35 with shipping, and as I am typing on my Mint Linux / HP laptop, I am also streaming music from a custom channel on Pandora.com, and the laptop’s audio output is plugged into the entertainment system. Damn, this is cool. I can listen loud, and control the volume with the little buttons on the side of the laptop. Right now, live Pink Floyd is streaming effortlessly through the aether, to my laptop, and out the speakers across the room. David Gilmour is “Wishing I Was There“, and all is well with the world.
The tune just before Floyd was “Always Something There To Remind Me“, by Naked Eyes, possibly one of my favorite songs ever. I turned it up to max and sang along like a drunken karaoke nitwit. Like I said, it’s a good Sunday morning. For a geek like me who loves the comfort of his couch.
Oh, wow. “Something” by The Beatles just came up on Pandora. If you’ve never heard any Beatles on some good speakers, you may want to. George Martin packed a lot of amazing production into their later music. I remember listening on some pretty chintzy radios way back when Beatles music was still current. I just heard some details I never heard 40 years ago.
Wow. Technology is great when it works right. Hope everyone else is having a Sunday as good as this!
Don’t live by the old rules.
The old rules no longer apply, and if you try to live by them, the least you can expect is some discomfort.
Bold, sweeping statement, Dave. What do you mean by that?
I mean that, unless your residence is a remote cave or the underside of a large stony object, you should have noticed that there have been a lot of changes in the last 20 years or so.
Those of us who are baby boomers were raised with certain rules, goals, expectations, beliefs, and societal framework. Trouble is, those conditions no longer exist, and many of us are still operating as though they did. (Maybe to a lesser or greater degree. It depends on the individual or the issue.) After all, it’s human nature to expect things to stay as they were when we were growing up.
They didn’t.
The list of disruptive technologies could easily fill a page. Perhaps even a book. Just think about these:
- Containerized shipping
- Robotics
- Personal computers
- The Internet
- Cellular phones
That’s just a start. Can you imagine life without them? 40 years ago, container ships were still a new idea, and the others? Merely a gleam in the eye of science fiction writers such as Asimov or Clarke.
So what, you may be saying? Unintended consequences, says I.
Containerized shipping, robotics, and cheap oil led to American manufacturing jobs being lost to Asia.
Personal computers, the Internet, and cell phones have completely changed social interaction. MySpace, Match.com, chat rooms… completely new ways to “hook up” that never existed before. Add that to the sexual revolution of the ’60s, and it’s small wonder that more than half of all marriages end up in divorce court (mine included).
So, what are the new rules? Got to tell you, I’m still figuring that out myself. Here’s what I believe are some of the latest rules, to the best of my ability to discern them:
Job security is extinct. Corporations view employees as interchangeable, disposable, exploitable commodities, and you’d better conduct your career accordingly.
There’s nothing in it for a man to get married any more, unless he wants to raise kids. Dating – like jobs – has also become commoditized. If your partner is boring you, go get another. Welcome to the consumerist philosophy, extended to human relationships.
The only constant is change, more than ever before. The pace of change seems to have increased, so it’s vitally important to stay abreast of the latest cultural and economic trends.
Credibility is the new currency. You can do or be whatever you like, as long as you have credibility. Sometimes, that credibility is earned. Sometimes, credibility is simply declaimed, self-announced and self-reinforced. Guard and build your credibility. It’s solid gold in the Information Economy.
These are the first four New Rules that come to mind. Anyone out there have more? Let me know – comment below!
(Good lord. Has it really been more than two months since my last post? I really must rant more often.)
More Unintended Humor
I love these things. Yes, I am a sick, sad puppy. Little gems of coincidental silliness pop up all the time on iGoogle. But not often enough for my warped tastes. Let us begin…

The Hound of Hell has bought Chrysler? Hmm. That explains sooo much.

Yeah. Right. In your dreams.

How about this… stay the hell home and bake some bread! What are you doing, going out where there are rattlesnakes, anyway? Is there something wrong with your wee brain?

Good skill set, especially if you happen to be another guy. (By the way, girls – or gay guys – here’s a tip. Men don’t get hints. Just plant one on him. And let the clothes fall where they may.)

Yeah, don’t just smile and wave, and let that jerk get away with leaving his dog’s crap on your lawn any more. Book ‘em, Dano.

Again, in your dreams. Better learn to speak Indian. Press 1 to wake up screaming…
And finally…
What the hell kind of movie are they filming? This isn’t Van Nuys!
Oh, damn. I’m all out of funnies. If you haven’t read my earlier post on unintentional humor, check it out here.
Later, all!
About the Blogroll
It occurred to me just now that I have not drawn any attention recently to my Blogroll. (That’s the list of links in the right sidebar.)
There are a lot of useful links there for very good free security software, as well as some entertaining content. I just added a few more links, such as Belarc, and the Spyware Warrior page.
The Spyware Warrior page is especially important if you see a pop-up on your computer screen, claiming that you may have X number of infections and should “click here to buy CrapWare 2007″ to fix the problem. This is never a good idea, in my experience. It’s like buying stock based on the recommendation of a spam message. Just don’t do it. And don’t send your bank account info to any so-called Nigerian princes, either.
If you are the sort who doesn’t heed these kinds of warnings, then may I respectfully suggest you keep your will updated, because you’re going to be found in the bathtub with a hairdryer one of these days for sure.
Be careful out there, okay?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. If you’re in the Portland / Vancouver area, and need a trustworthy geek to disinfect your computer, give me a shout. I’m very affordable, and am available evenings, weekends, you name it.
What the heck is a “favicon”, huh?
Why do I need one? How do I get one? Okay, Uncle Dave gonna tell you. Pull up a bean-bag chair, plunk your butt, and hearken to the experience, if not the wisdom.
A “favicon” is that funny little teeny picture in the address bar of your browser, right next to where it shows the web page address (or URL). In the case of this web page, for example, it’s a white capital “W” on a circular black background, identifying this page as a WordPress page. And Google has a blue capital “G” in a white square.
Now that we have defined what it is, why do I need one?
If you are creating a web site, and you want to “brand” your web site with your company or personal logo, then a favicon is another cool way of doing that. It helps to identify your web page if people are surfing with a tabbed browser like Firefox or version 7 of Internet Explorer. Besides, it’s just plain cool. Okay, it’s cool if you’re a total nerd like me.
How do you get one? It’s easy! You can make one, with software you can find in your mommy’s kitchen computer. Here’s how I do it:
First, get or create an image file (JPEG, PNG, BMP, GIF) of the logo you want to have for a favicon on your site. Like this one, to the right.- Next, use a program like Irfanview or Gimp to bump up the color saturation and contrast just a bit, using your calibrated eyeball. Colors in a smaller image are better perceived (at least by me and my CE) when they are made a bit more bold. (With this example, there are no colors, and the contrast can’t be increased, obviously. Your results may vary.)
- Still in Irfanview (or Gimp), resample your image along its major axis to 16 pixels. 16 pixels is the magic number for favicons. Your goal is to have a finished image that measures 16 x 16 pixels.
- Save the resampled image as “favicon.bmp”.
- Open “favicon.bmp” in MS Paint or Gimp, zoom in, and fiddle it about, pixel by pixel, until it looks like it will convey the sense of the original logo when seen at actual 16 x 16 size in the browser.You may have to zoom in & out a few times, squint your eyes, and take several passes at it until you get a good finished result. Hey, nothing good comes easy. This is also a good time to resize the image to make it 16 x 16 pixels square.
- When you’re happy with the looks of it, save the image and exit Paint. Rename the file “favicon.bmp” to “favicon.ico”.
- Bravo! You now have a finished favicon file, ready for the unthinking abuse of the web surfing masses. It gets placed in the root directory of the web site, i.e. http://www.mywebsite.com/favicon.ico
It took longer to write the how-to than it did to create the favicon. Certainly you can try other programs. I just wrote about what I know and use, and because the programs I use are free. (Those of you who know me in meatspace know that I am frugal, or “cheap” as I have also been called.)
UPDATE – 5/25/07:
I created a YouTube video to illustrate the process. Here it is, in all its amateurish glory:
However, if you want a favicon or even a logo, and can’t be bothered with all this folderol, you can hire me. I’m quick and easy, as well as being cheap. Good qualities in a creative consultant, maybe not so much in a date, but c’est la vie.
Unintentional humor is always the best.
New technology, like the Internet, has unintended consequences. Accidental juxtapositions of two or more elements is increasing. This is what I saw on my iGoogle custom home page today:
Yes, you too can go to law school during the day, and shake your cakes at night to cover your tuition. Damn, I love America.
UPDATE – 5:45 AM PDT May 10th
No sooner than I write the post you see above, iGoogle and WikiHow do it again!

Do you think someone’s doing it deliberately? If so, I commend you, sir or madam. A tip of my chapeau in your direction. You rawk.
UPDATE – 12:35 AM PDT June 4th
Seems like everyone’s getting into the act. This time, it’s Google Ads:

Seriously, who needs this? I can’t think of anyone other than a parrot.
UPDATE: July 15, 2007
I’ve been waiting what seems like forever to see another really good “How To” juxtaposition to come along, and at last, my geeky devotion has been rewarded…
Hey, mom! These empanadas are great! Can I have some more?
UPDATE: August 3, 2007
I really do love WikiHow. Though some of the “projects” are kind of feeble, there’s still some good stuff to be seen, and some jollies to be had:

Perhaps the best thing to learn to communicate would be “Stay the hell away from my office supplies, Wally“.
Shameless Commerce.
Even for those of us who turn our backs on corporate values and lifestyles, there comes a time to pay the rent. And it’s my turn, giving me two reasons to post today.
First, I am working with a really cool guy named Mark Effinger, who has developed some very powerful creativity software for the Mac and PC called ThoughtOffice. Mark has me working on a variety of web projects, ThoughtOffice included. That means income, outside of the traditional CorpCube. Oh, praise be. That alone is cause enough for a shout out.
But the other reason to post today is to test the shopping cart service we plan to use – E-junkie. Very cool stuff! Very easy to implement, and we will undoubtedly use it quite a lot in the next few months.
And now, let the testing begin! To start, I will wedge in a PayPal “Buy It Now” button for ThoughtOffice / Mac version:
Next, let’s try a slightly different button – Add to the cart:
And even a “View Cart” button, just for giggles:
There. That seems pretty slick. You can even use these E-junkie buttons on MySpace, if you’ve a mind to hawk your wares there.
Welcome to the 21st Century. I think I am going to go find something to sell, so I don’t have to go back to working for The Man.
For Godsake, FIRE Norton and McAfee!
There’s no good, valid reason to keep paying for their crapware. Follow these links, and get yourself some really good, free (yes, it’s free!) software to protect your Windows PC. Here we go….
Anti-Virus: AVG Free Edition (Grisoft)
Anti-Spyware: Ad-Aware SE Personal (Lavasoft)
Anti-Spyware: SpyBot Search and Destroy (Safer Networking Ltd.)
(Generally folks use both – one catches what the other might miss)
Personal Firewall: ZoneAlarm (Zone Labs)
If you have any questions about any other possible spyware killer products, check the list of “rogue” anti-spyware at Spyware Warrior. I know for a fact, through personal use, that SpyBot and Ad-Aware are legitimate, and do what they say they do.
If you’re feeling a little more courageous, try a better browser – Mozilla Firefox – and a better e-mail program – Thunderbird. If you have an occasional need for word processing, spreadsheets, and so on, but don’t have the spare $100-150 plus to send to Bill Gates, try Open Office.
And should you be well and truly fed up with Billy G, check out a user-friendly alternative to Windows – Ubuntu Linux.
There’s a lot of really excellent free software out there on the net. Why buy Bill an even bigger house? Bah. Nuts to him.
UPDATE:
Hey, if you want any help with setting this stuff up, and you are in the Portland / Vancouver area, you can always hire me. I work cheaply and quickly, and for what you save by not buying Norton, you can easily afford me.
So. The Internet turns 40 years old today! The very first interconnection between two remotely located computer systems took place on October 29th, 1969.
Another interesting development: this week, President Obama announced $3.4 billion to be put towards 




